http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Satire, Comedy News, Sport, Motoring, Lifestyle and Topical Humour Copyright 2002-2011 wreckered.co.uk http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm October update features graphics, cartoons and video clips http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Afghanistan rockers The Brothers Of Dogma set to play at Scotland music festival http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/Taliban_at_Rock_Ness.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Manchester United star's "waxing lyrical" words found to be neither lyrical nor waxy http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/Nicky_Butt_comments_neither_lyrical_nor_waxy.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm A third person has died at Arrocher House on Scotland's west coast http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/haunted_house_tour_claims_another_life.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Controversial church visits Paris, France http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/Westboro_Baptists_Target_Eurodisney.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm A woman is being prosecuted by the owner of a beach donkey.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/woman_talks_the_hind_legs_off_a_donkey.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Fossil of a Giant Wasp Found In Hill.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/giant_wasp_found.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Alabama Buffet Largest Of It's Kind And Resort.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/largest_buffet_of_its_kind_and_resort.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Travellers Face More Airport Misery.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/airport_security_measures.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Shock report reveals drug use at BBQs.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/drug_users_barbeque.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Visit the Wall Of Lapsed Recall.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/shrine_where_something_ordinary_happened.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Crazy Golf on a Full Size Golf Course.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/crazy_golf.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Editorial states that something needs to be done.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Who's Wearing What On The Frontline.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/best_dressed_commandos.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Family blinded by glint.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/pale_scots_blind_resort_family.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm The shocking truth.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/opinion.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm How To Spot a Nutcase before You Sleep With Him.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue14/lifestyle.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/index.htm Volkswagen reveal six wheel car.. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/six_wheel_car.htm http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue13/index.htm "Death" was art concept by Yoko. 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http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue10/motoring_10.htm The 6 series Sea Class Merc offers ocean liner luxury in a two door coupe http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue10/motoring_10.htm The Mazda MX5ly has undergone extensive tests in Japan and is set to wow European motor shows http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/newsbox.htm#serial A third singer-songwriter falls victim to a serial killer. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/newsbox.htm#top Police have thrown their weight behind calls for the Voice Protocol Technograph system. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/lifestyle.htm#party How to survive the office party http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/index.htm?#al Al Quaeda has apologised to Western democracies, Christians and Jews for all recent bombings http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/lifestyle.htm#dress With the party season upon us, time once again to make sure we look our best under the mistletoe http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/index.htm#space The Voyager 1 spacecraft has been damaged after a collision with the deep space probe Pioneer 10 http://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/motoring_3.htm#tuscan It was only a matter of time before motor manufacturers responded to the global terror threat http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/newsbox.htm#dylan Man celebrates divorce after citing his wife's intolerance of his Dylan collection http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/sportswreck.htm#drugs We asked an expert to test the effects of recreational drugs on various sports http://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/motoring_3.htm#top Following the launch of Audi's 3 -wheel sensation the AudiTTy, the new TVR seeks a slice of the small car market http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/lifestyle.htm#top In the wake of Britney's controversial Rolling Stone cover, Beyonce graces Horse and Hound... http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/lifestyle.htm#sex Wreckered Lifestyle quizzes women on their sex lives with older men... http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/newsbox.htm#crop Paranormal Investigators are cock a hoop this month after an outbreak of non-circular shapes http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/index.htm#elvis In the wake of recent revelations about the late princess Diana... http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/newsbox.htm#spam A spam addict posed as a charity worker in order to feed his addiction http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/newsbox.htm#kidnap World of kidnapping rocked after botched raid led to Colombian kidnap gang kidnapping another kidnap gang http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/index.htm#bra Bra companies welcomed the news that overweight men are buying themselves bras. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/motoring_2.htm#camera Police chiefs have reacted cautiously to renewed calls for speed cameras to be armed. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/sportswreck.htm#top Olympic sports mandarins are assessing sex as an Olympic event. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/newsbox.htm#britney Pop goddess Britney Spears has dumped lover Justin Timberlake for the godfather of soul James Brown. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/index.htm Scots boffins claimed today to have built a matrix for a worm colony. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/newsbox.htm#bigfoot The Loch Ness monster may have some competition http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/newsbox.htm#funnel Hi-jinks at a stag weekend turned to horror http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/lifestyle.htm#curry It's official - curry improves your sex life! http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/index.htm#genie David Hamilton claimed to have found proof of genies http://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/motoring_2.htm#ferrari We won't be able to call it snail mail anymore... http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/newsbox.htm#xray It was revealed today that the toy x-ray spex advertised for decades actually work. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/index.htm#pope Scotching rumours that his health is failing, the pope did the hokey-cokey last week. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/motoring_2.htm#vw VW unveil their versatile new golf cabriolet at the Frankfurt Motor Show this month http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/lifestyle.htm#magic Are magicians the new hunks? http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/sportswreck.htm#top Rugby world cup fans are up in arms after claims that you can't get a decent pint in Australia. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/newsbox.htm#top After being in overdrive for nine years, the Rumour Mill has finally ground to a halt. http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue07/index.htm#top Terror groups are said to be close to building a so-called weather bomb http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue02/newsbox.htm#hell Notorious Dundee neighbours from hell the McGarvey family are actually from the real Hell http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue06/newsbox.htm#poach Wildlife experts warned of the increase in poachers seen on the outskirts of towns http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue01/sportswreck.htm#true Time for the directors of football clubs to face a reality check http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue04/newsbox.htm#war The MoD came under fire yesterday for claiming to know what war is good for http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue02/newsbox.htm Pop temptress Britney Spears was said today to be furious at shock clothed photo http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue05/newsbox.htm Terrified motorists claim to have seen the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue03/index.htm Study shows majorettes can be addictive http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue03/newsbox.htm JK Rowling is said to be threatening massive legal action http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue02/newsbox.htm Man suffered from wife talking pointlessly through films http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue03/newsbox.htm the facts about flouride according to the wreckered http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue01/index.htm Former Beatle wife Yoko Ono had spoken to Lennon http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue01/newsbox.htm A new study claims that angst is a disease http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue04/newsbox.htm Historians claim to have found the shroud of Saint Nicholas http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue01/newsbox.htm A farmer in Spain claims his dog has unearthed the Baton of Truth http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue02/newsbox.htm The Baton of Truth is believed to be a hoax baton http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue06/lifestyle.htm Wreckered Sex Poll http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue06/newsbox.htm Horrified staff found a bears head in a stew http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue01/sportswreck.htm English pole-vaulter tested positive for a banned anabolic steroid http://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/motoring_1.htm Porsche release their latest upmarket luxury car http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue06/newsbox.htm Archeology teams have unearthed what could be a giant shoe http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue06/sportswreck.htm Claims that a form of horse racing for cows could reinvigorate the gambling industry http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue06/sportswreck.htm Moves to broaden the appeal of rugby for the forthcoming world cup http://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/motoring_1.htm#ford With Ford recently declaring losses of $525m the car giant is diversifying http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue06/newsbox.htm Police chiefs have mooted an ignorance amnesty as a way forward http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue01/newsbox.htm Wreckered managed to track down Scot Charles Longfellow http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue01/stunnas.htm Our very own Stunnaz - Warning probably doesn't contain adult content http://www.wreckered.co.uk/spoof/index.htm Justin Timberlake and Bun Giant Unite http://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/motoring_1.htm#TT New Audi is going down like a quiet storm in Germany http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue01/index.htm#anti Anti-drug campaigners have come under fire in a new report from government think tank http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue02/newsbox.htm#mug Zimbabwe prez Robert Mugabe has demanded the return of all moustaches http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue06/newsbox.htm Self-styled king of Scotland Jack McConnell is said by insiders to be livid http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue04/sportswreck.htm?#amo Sexworkers claim that the interest shown in Lorenzo Amorusos' penis is surprising http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue02/index.htm#fly Police warned of a new threat from paedophiles who can fly http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue04/newsbox.htm#ant Priscilla Keith told of her terrifying ordeal while on safari http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue01/index.htm#bb Investigations reveal many people are forced to live in real-life Big Brother houses