Seonaid Divine
Hi! I'm Seonaid. Lifestyle editor and party girl.

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Seonaid's Diary

Kumbaya, friends. I write to you from the holy lands of Bombay. The sacred chattel fields of the monks, nuns and high priests of the Hindus and the Baptists, where once the Dali Lama fought bare handed in combat against the Kurdish rebels of Turkmenistan for independence.

I, too, seek freedom – from mounting debt and sex addiction. Lo, I’ve come to meet the Goddess. She has not appeared, but... Namaste, yo.

I’ve begun study of the ancient texts – Sanskrit, Phoenician, Kama Sutra... All are open to me. Last night I spoke in tongues. I set foot upon the Path of Niganthas, but turned back when my new boyfriend, the lusty Rajeep, assured me of a more vigorous route to Nirvana – through the selfless art of self love and love of others.

I gave love repeatedly, to many others, and yet still I have not met the Goddess.

If you’ll please excuse, Rajeep informs me I’ve more love to give, and many who wish to receive it.

They’ve formed a queue.
I’m getting tired of waiting on that bitch.