Hi! I'm Seonaid. Lifestyle editor
and party girl.
Read my love anguish in The
"Like Bridget Jones for Goths"
In this issue, Tara talks to women who pleasure themselves
Horoscopes and predictions in the wreckered
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Kumbaya, friends. I write to you from the holy
lands of Bombay. The sacred chattel fields of the monks, nuns
and high priests of the Hindus and the Baptists, where once
the Dali Lama fought bare handed in combat against the Kurdish
rebels of Turkmenistan for independence.
I, too, seek freedom – from mounting
debt and sex addiction. Lo, I’ve come to meet the Goddess.
She has not appeared, but... Namaste, yo.
I’ve begun study of the ancient texts
– Sanskrit, Phoenician, Kama Sutra... All are open to
me. Last night I spoke in tongues. I set foot upon the Path
of Niganthas, but turned back when my new boyfriend, the lusty
Rajeep, assured me of a more vigorous route to Nirvana –
through the selfless art of self love and love of others.
I gave love repeatedly, to many others, and
yet still I have not met the Goddess.
If you’ll please excuse, Rajeep informs me I’ve
more love to give, and many who wish to receive it.
They’ve formed a queue.
I’m getting tired of waiting on that bitch.