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Falkland Islands on ebay

The Falkland Islands are for sale on ebay.

In a referendum, islanders voted to put an end once and for all to the tensions between Great Britain and Argentina and simply put the disputed territory up for auction on ebay.

"We've had enough" said one islander. "We're tired of all this crap. We don't care anymore. The place is a toilet anyway."

Bidders so far include Richard Branson, China and Hollywood actor Sean Penn, whose comments about the auction and the future of The Falklands were typically forthright:.

"It's necessary that these ******* negotiations ***** happen between the ******* ***** and Argentina. I think that the world today is not going to tolerate any kind of ******** ***** ** and ****** commitment to ******** ideology. ******* it!"




 

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