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Wreckered
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Seonaid Divine
Hi! I'm Seonaid. Lifestyle editor
and party girl.
Read my diary of anguish and love in The
Divine Blog
"Like Bridget Jones for Goths"
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Sex Columnist
Tara Jones
Arrested four times in the sex dens of Europe,
Read Tara's latest sex survey here |
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Psychic Augusta
Horoscopes and predictions in the wreckered
stars
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Shopping
with Seonaid
iPhone GPS
Betrayal Tracker
| Find out even before
your sister knows she’s about to betray you. Simply
download a tracking app to your sister’s mobile. |
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| A ringback siren will alert
you every time she approaches your ex.
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Sex
Tips by Tara
Avoid fucking
a nutcase
| We have all at some point fucked
a nutcase. I myself once fucked a Nazi. Here's a couple of
tips to help you find out if your hunky man is a nutcase..
Ask a question and a few minutes later, rephrase
and ask again. Not only will you discredit the absent-minded
liar, but it’s also freakishly effective in exposing
the paranoid schizophrenic. Seriously. I know. And I deserve
a patent.
Once you’ve reached a sustained level of sexual arousal,
log on to his computer. What are you looking for? Does he
have a lot of porn? Ask yourself, would my mother call this
a problem? Deploy visual surveillance. Install a wire tap.
Monitor activity. How often does he shower? Why didn’t
he go to work today? Remember, you are not there to
have sex! You are there to gather intel about having sex!
Focus!
Tara x
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Best Dressed Commandos!
Xenia Schiller checks out who’s wearing what on the
frontlines here.
Go Girl!
Looks to make you look again
Cheryl
Cole
Mel
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Lindsay Lohan
Famewatch
Mariah Carey lookalike thrown out of an Irish theme pub for singing
rebel songs in a Mariah Carey style.
Charlie Sheen doing the wah-tusi outside the Pope's house. Go
Charlie! We like that you think we like you.
Seonaid says..
I read about vaginal wellbeing.I
read how advertisers target our insecurities and shame us with
imaginary problems. Then sell us the "solution". I say..
" What do they want from us? And who
is behind this sniff-test anxiety? Men? Sisters - band together
and devise a cure for the humid scrotum. Rise up, ladies!"
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