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Edition # 13
The news that others refuse to regard as news
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JOHN LENNON ALIVE !

"Death" was art concept by Yoko

At a press conference in New York City, Yoko Ono told stunned reporters of how John Lennon is alive and well and living as a recluse "somewhere in the USA".

The ex-Beatle's "murder" outside the Dakota building in 1980 was a conceptual art piece planned by Yoko and John in a bid to bring about world peace. "We had been looking at new ways to say war is over. John thought it would be interesting to stage his own death and that the inevitable sadness which would follow could bring change, could bring peace to the people. Grief was our canvas, bullets our paint."

Full story here John Lennon Alive



Fartriloquist banned
A fartriloquist has been ordered to stay away from public figures for two years after using his skills to discredit them. John Gillick was also fined £2,000 in Glasgow High Court after being found guilty of public nuisance.

 

Segway Rider Killed By Driverless Car
This hasn't actually happened yet, as far as we know. God forbid that it does. If it does happen - you read it here first. Wreckered - bringing you the news that hasn't even happened yet.

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