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Aries
March 21 - April 20 |
Time to grasp the horn
of plenty. Chase down leads and mark your neighbour's card. |
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Taurus
April 21 - May 21 |
Your popularity at work
will disappear as Titan leaves Angina. Ride a white swan like the
people of the Beltane. |
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Gemini
May 22 - June 21 |
As tensions rise at
home, keep things in perspective and dust your hair with sherbet.
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Cancer
June 22 - July 22 |
The goose that laid
the golden egg will return with a dart in it's face. Aid the goose
and he will aid you. |
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Leo
July 23 - August 23 |
An old lover will reappear
because you have been blowing through the jasmine of his mind. |
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Virgo
August 24 - Sept 23 |
Mercury is rising. See
a doctor about your blood pressure. Beatings may recommence after
a night out. |
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Libra
Sept 24 - October 23 |
Stop jumping through
hoops. Only by being yourself can Saturn send the rings of hope to
your vale of tears. |
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Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
Your
event horizon is unclear, but now's as good a time as any to treat
yourself to a bag which is bigger than you. |
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Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
A Mormon will come to
your door with a spanner. |
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
Cappies under pressure
at work and at home can find release in the arms of a same sex partner.
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
As Pluto enters your
dark zone, expect to learn some important lessons about intimacy. |
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Pisces
Feb 20 - March 20 |
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