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Edition # 12
The Fear Special
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SELF HARM ANTHEMS!
Wreckered exclusive CD competition!


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"Haunting" MOJO
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Win this fantastic collection of self harm anthems by telling us about your issues. Simply e-mail us with your stories of despair and self-loathing and we will enter your name in our prize draw fro the Self Harm Anthems CD.

Anecdotes of despair and self-loathing should be no longer than 40 words and should go to to admin@wreckered.co.uk with the words "Drain The Blood From My Soul" in the subject line of your e-mail.

Wreckered lifestyle diva Seonaid Divine:"Self Harm Anthems is the soundtrack to my life. It's a must-have for the don't-haves."

The competition is not open to employees of wreckered or relatives of employees of wreckered or wreckered employees whose relatives are unemployed.
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