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CELEBRITIES SPOTTED !
Cheryl Cole throwing a dog off a bridge in Newcastle
town centre.
News babe Kirsty Young leading a gang of vigilantes
towards a crack den in Leeds.
Tennis ace Andy Murray challenging a street light
to "come ahead!"
Hardeep Singh Kohli wandering the forests of Britain
in search of no-strings sex.
Former Serbian warlord Ratko Mladic buying a
steak-bake in Greggs the Bakers, Shawlands, Glasgow.
Victoria Beckham rescuing a dog from a river in
Newcastle.
Tired and emotional Charlotte Church shouting
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SEONAID'S
ANGUISH DIARY
The personal life of a lifestyle diva
I have learned to overcome my fears by using a variety of techniques:
positive imaging, deep breathing, bottles of alcohol, breast enhancement
and setting my Facebook profile to private.
I can deal with most situations by the use of wits and lipstick.
I can spot a liar at a hundred paces. I can throw a cutlery knife
across a room and pin you to the wall by your lobe. I have been
in rehab. I have seen the depths of my doubts and the width of
my hips.
I was raised by a gypsy and sired by a thief. White lightning
knows my name. I'm a jumping jack heart attack with a box big
enough for all you kingsnake cobras.
Hear me. For I am Seonaid.
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