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Edition # 12
The Fear Special
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FEAR!
A Fear Special !


 

cartoon by Julian Loayza

Britain is officially a nation in fear.
More of us than ever before are electing to stay indoors rather than face the hate-filled streets of today's Britain.

A shock report by the National Audit Office revelas that 72% of Britons feel too scared to go anywhere. The increase in fear has led to the popularity of online shopping as we opt to have goods and services delivered to our door rather than risk life and limb in streets swamped by muggers, junkies and jihadis.

In scenes reminiscent of the cult zombie movie Dawn of the Dead, many of Britain's high streets have become no-go zones. Retailers have expressed alarm as shoppers stay away from even the most insane sales. Jo Sutherland, a shopper from Queensferry, told wreckered, " I haven't been out since 2006."



59% of Brits believe that all new housing stock should include private security guards, a panic room and a personal dog. Housing developers are known to have piloted minefields and moats on brown belt sites and, in Edinburgh's Leith district, planning permission has been approved for landing and re-arming facilities for an Apache attack helicopter.

In this edition of wreckered, we turn our gaze to the frightening levels of fear in our country. See the A-Z of Fear for our handy A-Z of Fear. Check out the motoring section for a sneak peek at the VW Aggressor TDi.

And see opinion for international visual satires from Julian Loayza in Poland, John Butler in Scotland and Bill Harvey from the the USA.


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HULA HOOPS CAN EXPLODE
10,000 hula hoops have been recalled from British stores after reports of injuries caused by explosions. Dr Paul Pirie, who treated some of the victims, told wreckered, "The injuries are consistent with an explosion in a hula hoop. We are seeing midriff trauma and burned armpits."



SATANISTS KILL WRESTLER
Four men are in police custody after former wrestler Jack "Big Jackie" Jackson was ritually slain by Satanists. One of the men has been named as Dark Nathaniel, the self-styled Satanist whose book "All Wrestlers Must Die" was banned in Britain and condemnded by wrestlers' groups and others.

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