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Aries
March 21 - April 20 |
Four Leprechauns will
take refuge in your kitchen. Ignore financial worries for the time
being. |
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Taurus
April 21 - May 21 |
Taurean horns will perk
up when an old friend brings an unexpected 16 square metres of linoleum. |
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Gemini
May 22 - June 21 |
Time to settle debts
and move on. Your lucky stone is coal. Wear bright colours to ward
off an evil djinn. |
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Cancer
June 22 - July 22 |
Surprises all round
when an old flame is arrested and charged with war crimes. |
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Leo
July 23 - August 23 |
Lovable Leos have cause
to growl this month when a horse kicks in the windscreen of your car. |
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Virgo
August 24 - Sept 23 |
Earth, Air, Fire and
Water will combine in a cocktail of hope. Beatings may end this month.
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Libra
Sept 24 - October 23 |
Saturn and Venus will
get together to bring joy to the famous Libran love zone. Expect warm
tingles on Wednesday. |
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Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
A
good time for settling old scores or for having your nails done. |
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Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
A hen night will end
in tragedy. Jesus wants you for a sunbeam. |
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
Take nothing less than
second best. Move on up - towards your destination. |
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
God almighty, I hate
writing this crap. |
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Pisces
Feb 20 - March 20 |
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