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Your Stars by Gypsy Nocturno Our astrology babe has been reading the stars since discovering her special gift at the tender age of sixteen. If any of Gypsy's predictions come true for anyone, please e-mail us immediately. Aries March 21 - April 20 Venus in your love zone will pucker your anus. Keep a candle handy. Taurus April 21 - May 21 Affairs of the heart will cloud your vision while Saturn taunts Mars with caprice. Howl at the the moon on Monday. Gemini May 22 - June 21 the sister of a close friend will be found dead at the house of a bookie Cancer June 22 - July 22 obstacles will be removed and allow you to park a tractor in your neighbour's garden Leo July 23 - August 23 a handsome stranger will get you drunk and dress you up as his mother Virgo August 24 - Sept 23 deal now with a domestic problem then help a friend kill rats Libra Sept 24 - October 23 be patient while the police search your home Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22 something really gross will begin seeping out of your skull Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 Mercury is in your career zone. Poison your boss. Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20 you will begin a new life as a Rastafarian Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 The Chancellor Gordon Brown may appear at your door at midnight babbling about prudence and propriety Pisces Feb 20 - March 20 see Taurus

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