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Your Stars by Gypsy Nocturno Our astrology babe has been reading the stars since discovering her special gift at the tender age of sixteen. If any of Gypsy's predictions come true for anyone, please e-mail us immediately. Aries March 21 - April 20 stress will cause your breasts to grow from a C cup to EE Taurus April 21 - May 21 you will dump your partner for a schoolboy lover Gemini May 22 - June 21 beware of a coalman Cancer June 22 - July 22 fairweather friends will fight with indian givers for your attention Leo July 23 - August 23 a fortune teller may cross your monkey with gold Virgo August 24 - Sept 23 avoid a void Libra Sept 24 - October 23 Librans with a grey pallor should swim to France Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22 sexy scorpions can have as much unprotected sex as they wish this month Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 dreadful news may lead to a period of sustained alcoholism Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20 Venus in the eastern sky promises love in the house of the solar plexus Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 two hippies will tunnel into your kitchen Pisces Feb 20 - March 20 see Taurus

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