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Shane Richie getting chased by a dog in Warrington.
Was that Macauley Culkin being hit by a van in Glasgow's fashionable
Byres Road ?
A tired and emotional Rachel Hunter punching lumps out of a wheelie
bin in Chelsea.
Rangers football star Fernando Ricksen leaving a burning turd outside
his neighbour's door.
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ANGUISH
Seonaid's famous Anguish diary, in which she reveals to readers
her innermost troubles and love misery, is on hold this month
while Seonaid recovers from an overdose.
Seonaid would like to thank all who sent cards and flowers and
has asked us to reassure her fans that she hopes by the end of
next week to be breathing without assistance.
Follow the events which led Seonaid to hospital by reading her
Anguish diaries in our back issues. Hit the sitemap link above
and view Lifestyle.
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Alison is 25 and her husband is 44. "He knows exactly how to
send me into a marinade of love bliss. His tongue-work alone is superb,
reflecting as it does years of experience in the ways of pleasuring
women." 
Fiona is 20 and her man Graeme is 34. "The best thing is that
they older guys are more confident than young men. And also they usually
have a house and a car - so I don't have to worry about parents downstairs
hearing the sounds of our lovemaking". 
Arlene is 19 and has been with 39 year old Joe for six months. "His
divorce left him unable to trust women of his own age. His ex was
a bitch who wouldn't let him near her when the monster in his pants
grew hungry for attention."
Sarah 27 is with Stuart, 55. " Apart from a prostate problem,
he is as mad for sex as the thrustiest of young studs. When he comes
home after winning at golf he just can't keep his hands off me."