| SPOTTED
Former
Lottery presenter Gordon Kennedy playing the accordian in Edinburgh's
botanic gardens.
Antony from Blue throwing up relentlessly against a transit van
in Manchester's gay village.
TV's Carol Smillie
doing the hokey-cokey with the Pope.
George Clooney staggering out of the Atlantis pub in Clydebank.
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FASHION
Glosso 17 Camo-Hose. Funky camouflage tights which reflect available
light and give your legs that ready-to-party sheen.
Boobo Bronza. As your holiday tan fades, try this kind-to-skin bronzing
powder to add extra allure to cleavage.
And check out Pied a Terre for their new range of pointy-toed calf-length
spike-heel scarlet boots with zips up the side. Just the thing to
get hs attention when he's going through that "I think I might
be gay" phase again. |
ANGUISH
I was making out with a paramedic at my place on Saturday night
when my ex phoned up out of the blue to tell me his girlfriend
is expecting his baby. I told him my new beau is so virile that
he only has to text me and my period is late. We got into an argument
and I slammed the phone down. Then my hunky paramedic lost his
libido, went in the huff and left. I cried, drank my weight in
gin and called my friend Sara for support - only to find that
she was out of her mind on ecstasy and amusing two footballers
at her place. Darkness consumes me.
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FIGHT
THE BLOATING BLUES
As summer ends and we put away our bikinis for another year, it is
tempting to allow ourselves those few extra treats which pile on the
pounds and cause bloating. My friend, bloat guru Jen Spears, has these
quick tips to help you show bloating who's boss.
"Stay hydrated", says Jen. "Water is the enemy of salt
and salt is the friend of the bloat enzymes which can build up in
your body. And if you must snack, choose water cress and asparagus,
rather than chips or citrus fruits." Jen goes on to say that
sleep, of all things, is another weapon which today's woman can use
in the fight against bloating. "A good sleep - preferably after
sex - burns more calories than you would imagine, helping keep that
tum flat and your man a happy bunny." |
 BETTER
SEX WITH CURRY
It's official - curry improves your sex life !
Experts agree - spices in curry act as an aphrodisiac.
Sex secrets
known only to Asian monks have been revealed by dietician Alex Bow,
who has travelled around the world investigating the sex properties
of various foods. (some people get all the best jobs !) And curry
comes out as the number one love food.
Said Alex, "Asian mythology
refers to "the carnal spices" which are present in most
forms of curry".
So girls, if you want a hot date give him the
full bhoona ! |
SEX
MAGIC !
Are magicians the new hunks ? Let's face it girls, that combination
of dark eyes, danger and a smooth tongue make magicians the sexiest
of entertainers. These three yummy tricksters can shuffle my deck
anytime !
Wouldn't you love to have hunky
Paul Zenon practice his sleight of
hand on you ? |
If moody David Blaine
is looking for another box
to enter (ahem..)
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Dishy David Copperfield might be getting on a bit, but I'd like to
teach
this old dog a few new tricks ! |
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Sex Magic rating 9/10 |
Sex Magic rating 8/10 |
Now, if only Brad Pitt could make Jennifer disappear and let me rub
his magic wand.. |
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