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Aries
March 21 - April 20 |
match-making
friends will get it horribly wrong |
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Taurus
April 21 - May 21 |
money
matters will seem unimportant when you can't move your neck |
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Gemini
May 22 - June 21 |
a
friend's good news will mean nothing to you |
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Cancer
June 22 - July 22 |
an
ex-lover will call with news of baby joy |
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Leo
July 23 - August 23 |
avoid
crossing water while wearing gold |
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Virgo
August 24 - Sept 23 |
the
postman will die at your hands |
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Libra
Sept 24 - October 23 |
the
onset of autumn will calm Librans who fear stasis |
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Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
wax
will be significant for you this month |
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Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
your
serene nature is tested by a mouse plague |
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
a
job offer will beckon but may involve a sex change |
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
friends
seeking comfort may strain your finances |
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Pisces
Feb 20 - March 20 |
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Taurus |
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