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Edition # 6
World news through our eyes
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Your Stars by Gypsy Nocturno

Our astrology babe has been reading the stars since discovering her special gift at the tender age of sixteen. If any of Gypsy's predictions come true for anyone, please e-mail us immediately.

Note: the current proximity of Mars may affect predictions.
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Aries
March 21 - April 20
match-making friends will get it horribly wrong
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Taurus
April 21 - May 21
money matters will seem unimportant when you can't move your neck
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Gemini
May 22 - June 21
a friend's good news will mean nothing to you
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Cancer
June 22 - July 22
an ex-lover will call with news of baby joy
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Leo
July 23 - August 23
avoid crossing water while wearing gold
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Virgo
August 24 - Sept 23
the postman will die at your hands
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Libra
Sept 24 - October 23
the onset of autumn will calm Librans who fear stasis
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Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
wax will be significant for you this month
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Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21
your serene nature is tested by a mouse plague
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
a job offer will beckon but may involve a sex change
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
friends seeking comfort may strain your finances
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Pisces
Feb 20 - March 20
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