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Aries
March 21 - April 20 |
Bathwater
may influence your love life |
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Taurus
April 21 - May 21 |
A
silver lining may not be what it seems |
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Gemini
May 22 - June 21 |
You
will not win the lottery this month or next, but look for strangers who
seem to care about your health. |
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Cancer
June 22 - July 22 |
You
will get pregnant on Saturday again |
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Leo
July 23 - August 23 |
Family
issues will burst your arse |
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Virgo
August 24 - Sept 23 |
You
will lose the ability to recognise voices on the phone |
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Libra
Sept 24 - October 23 |
A
new friend will steal your lover |
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Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
Recent
disappointments will seem trivial compared to what's in store for the rest
of the month. |
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Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
News
of a windfall will prove to be a godsend or a lie. Make the most of either
outcome |
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
Your
job will be relocated to India |
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
A
guy with a really big head will scare you at the end of the week |
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Pisces
Feb 20 - March 20 |
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Leo |
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