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	Edition # 4 Sometime 2003 World news through our eyes		frontpagenewsboxyourwrecksportslifestyle

Gypsy Nocturno Our astrology babe has been reading the stars since discovering her special gift at the tender age of sixteen. This edition - please note: Gypsy Nocturno is away this month, doing a moonchart homer for the king of Tonga. Below, therefore, we have simply reprinted her predictions from back in September. If any of them come true for anyone, e-mail us immediately. Aries March 21 - April 20 be wary of strangers carrying harpoons Taurus April 21 - May 21 some relatives you thought were dead will visit you Gemini May 22 - June 21 your moon showed uranus. Expect love. Cancer June 22 - July 22 you will get pregnant on Saturday Leo July 23 - August 23 avoid dealings with money or cardboard Virgo August 24 - Sept 23 a sea voyage tempts you Libra Sept 24 - October 23 your feet will go on fire Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22 an old friend may be more than she seems Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 avoid rodents for the next few days Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20 Love may cause heartache or joy this weekend Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 a job interview will not go as planned Pisces Feb 20 - March 20 you will lose the ability to spell

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