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Gypsy Nocturno Our astrology babe has been reading the stars since discovering her special gift at the tender age of sixteen. This edition - please note: Gypsy Nocturno is away this month, doing a moonchart homer for the king of Tonga. Below, therefore, we have simply reprinted her predictions from back in September. If any of them come true for anyone, e-mail us immediately. Aries March 21 - April 20 be wary of strangers carrying harpoons Taurus April 21 - May 21 some relatives you thought were dead will visit you Gemini May 22 - June 21 your moon showed uranus. Expect love. Cancer June 22 - July 22 you will get pregnant on Saturday Leo July 23 - August 23 avoid dealings with money or cardboard Virgo August 24 - Sept 23 a sea voyage tempts you Libra Sept 24 - October 23 your feet will go on fire Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22 an old friend may be more than she seems Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 avoid rodents for the next few days Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20 Love may cause heartache or joy this weekend Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 a job interview will not go as planned Pisces Feb 20 - March 20 you will lose the ability to spell

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