Coulthard - I'm
no Thunderbird puppet came to life
Scots Formula
1 star David Coulthard blasted claims that he is a Thunderbird puppet came
to life. "I'm not a thunderbird puppet", said the mighty-jawed
Scots speed jockey.
In an emotional appeal to the public, Coulthard's father, James pleaded
with racegoers to accept his son as a human."David has only ever
wanted to race cars", said Coulthard senior. "Its time to leave
him alone and let him get on with his job."
In the high finance world of international Formula One, image is everything,
as is technology. He who wields the hi-tech sword will easily cast asunder
the opponent who wields the pen. Rival teams are said to be unhappy that
Coulthard has a brother who lives in a space station and who can see everything
that is happening on Earth. A member of Scot Jackie Stewart's troubled
Jordan Arrows team told wreckered, "Its a bit much when a driver
has the help of an eye in the sky."
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Euro
Jock Crock Shock
Scotland's Euro 2004 hopes were dealt another blow when injury hoodoos struck
again. Captain Barry Ferguson is struggling with an ongoing hip injury,
midfield supremo Paul Lambert sees a specialist next week about his chipped
toe and and Dunfermline ace Stevie Crawford is in therapy following the
surprise marriage of his first wife to a mystery businessman from Bellshill.
Scotland boss Bertie Vogts told wreckered, "The thing with Stevie is
a pile of crap. Really, its been six years - he should've got over her by
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