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SPOTTED
Gareth Gates outside Virgin Megastore in Glasgow.
BBC Radio Scotland's "The Fix" presenter and News of the World
columnist - "she's busty, she's ballsy and she's barking mad"
- Anwar Khan outside a crepe van in Glasgow's fashionable West End.
TV's Chewin' the Fat's Karen Dunbar using a cashpoint machine in Edinburgh's
St Andrew's Square.
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FASHION
Glosso 17 Derriere-Raise bum lifter tights. Bring the perkiness back to
your bottom with the pantie-hose version of a wonderbra. Drive your friends
wild with envy and make your man crazy with big bug eyes like fried eggs.
80% of women in Oban
prefer kitten heels to strappy sling backs. No wonder the men leave town
and head for the cities.
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ANGUISH
I've
got high blood pressure. My GP told me this. As if I'd be surprised.
She also told me I was suffering from alcohol poisoning. I told her
that the utter meaninglessness of my life would drive anyone to drink.
She slapped me and told me that she loved me. I spat on the carpet and
told her I'd committed a sexual act with her husband last year. She
told me she knew. We both agreed he is weak. I'm seeing her Tuesday
night for dinner.
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