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Saddam
unclear missile threat
Saddam
Hussein could be ready to uneash a deadly new range of unclear weapons
within weeks, say Pentagon officials.
The so-called 'Scuffed' missiles not only have an unknown range
and accuracy, but are coated with near-stealth technology which
makes them flickery on radar and and blurred to the human eye. |
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Further, it
is understood that Iraqi boffins have reverse engineered "smart bomb"
technology to produce unclear weapons which are not sure what they are
meant to be doing.
demented
Three of the unclear missiles or so-called "demented bombs",
are known to have been tested. One landed harmessly in the Persian Gulf
while two others chased each other in circles for an hour before locking
onto an ice cream van, killing the owner and four customers.
warning
As Britain and the US prepare for war against Iraq, senior miitary figures
warned of the dangers of unclear weapons which do not
differentiate between
foe or friend.
firepower
General Frank Boyle told Wreckered "We face an enemy capable
of producing and using weapons of mass destruction and who chooses to
threaten the free world and itself with this new range of firepower".
fruitcake
An unnamed MOD source added, "We thought those Pakistanis and Indians
were loopy what with having statues of missiles on their streets, but
this latest move by Saddam confirms him as the world's number one fruitcake."
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See http://cagle.slate.msn.com/saddam/
Site with dozens of
Iraq crisis cartoons from various newspapers.
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Smug
bloke waits for valet to slop out for
him before returning
to his cell.
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