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Issue # 1
9 September 2002
World news through our eyes
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Gypsy Nocturno

Our astrology babe has been reading the stars since discovering her special gift at the tender age of sixteen.
Aries
March 21 - April 20
be wary of strangers carrying harpoons
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
some relatives you thought were dead will visit you
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
your moon showed uranus. Expect love.
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
you will get pregnant on Saturday
Leo
July 23 - August 23
avoid dealings with money or cardboard
Virgo
August 24 - Sept 23
a sea voyage tempts you
Libra
Sept 24 - October 23
your feet will go on fire
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
an old friend may be more than she seems
Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21
avoid rodents for the next few days
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
Love may cause heartache or joy this weekend
Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
a job interview will not go as planned
Pisces
Feb 20 - March 20
you will lose the ability to spell
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