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SEX COLUMNIST OF THE YEAR - Tara Jones

Tara talks to women who have had sex with Scottish men.


Sex With Scottish Men

ali

I think he's gay
Ali 33 from Partick says, " My man is a bit camp. While I have no complaints in the bedroom,
many of my friends don't believe he is a true Scottish man because he reads Sunday supplements. Now and again he calls me Al - but that just kind of turns me on."

eva

My man is a real man
Eva 25 from Edinburgh says, "I have no complaints. My man Bill is a real man. Strong when he should be, sensitive when he should be and he has a dick that could beat a burglar to death."

sally

He thinks I like acting out porn star things
Sally 37 from Auchterarder says, "He puts on Marvin Gaye cds and hopes that I'll walk
around wearing lipstick and pushing my hair back".

fiona

My inverted nipples scare him
Fiona 19 from Glasgow says, "Many men get well freaked because I have inverted nipples. I guess if my partner had an inverted willie that would be a bit awkward - but nipples are just nipples and fortunately my current man has a tongue like a gekko."

sara

He gets annoyed if I don't orgasm
Sara from Glasgow says, "He sulks if I don't climax. I know we should be honest with each other, but sometimes I fake it and that way we can get it over with and watch Sky Sports
together and phone for a curry.


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