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Edition # 10
Car news with Jason Mack - the spy in the cab
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Mercedes Sea Class
Mercedes tests the water

In the world of hybrid cars, Mercedes has often seemed rather conservative. However, with the release of this amphibious cousin to the new 6 series, the Sea Class Merc offers ocean liner luxury in a two door coupe. Aimed at the powerboat set and the whimsical rich, the Sea Class is £95,000 worth of hermetically sealed style and James Bond cool.
Wreckered road test
First problem: to take full advantage of the Sea Class' amphibian features, you'll need a Certificate of Competent Crew from the Royal Yacht Association. This will allow you to drive around British coastal waters and up and down most inland waterways. Having done that, you'll find the lightweight coupe (aluminium wings, composite bootlid, thermoplastic wings) a joy to handle in the wet or the dry.

On the road
I took the car for a spin up the Thames. Needless to say, I turned a few heads as I roared past sedate old barges, working ferries and haughty old buffers in their river cruisers. Still familiarising myself with the workings of the retractable rudder, I happened to ram a police launch at 30 knots and found myself being pursued by angry river cops . A high speed chase ensued with the Merc consistently outperforming two inflatable dinghies and the now sadly listing launch. Just past London Bridge however, I hit a pod of porpoises and badly damaged the driver side wing. Fortunately there was no serious breach of the car's hull and the powerful new wipers were easily up to the task of removing bits of porpoise from the windscreen. Full marks Mercedes.

Heading west at speed towards Hampton Court Palace, the Merc's Hazard Control Software alerted me to a blockade of the river. The police had changed their tactics and radio'd ahead to colleagues who had scuttled half a dozen river cruisers in an attempt to halt this remarkable car. Well, call me a pig-headed old goat, but I like a challenge and so I simply put the foot down and aimed at a handy water ski ramp which was just visible in front of the sunken vessels. The Merc's 4.4 litre V8 engine (combined with a high performance outboard motor) slammed me onto the ramp and I went sailing over the hapless police and their blockade. Unfortunately, I underestimated the power of the car and flew towards the riverbank and landed heavily on top of a horse which was pulling a barge towards Teddington Lock. Imagine the surprise of the barge's owner to see his faithful old horse crushed underneath an amphibious luxury car.

In the cabin
First things first - there is no cabin boy included in the cabin. Shame, that. However, the plush interior includes an iDrive controller for viewing non-essential functions (with optional HUD for satnav and speed projections). Climate control and top end Linn hi-fi are standard features as are the emergency flares and inflatable escape podule which are tucked beneath the parcel shelf. The onboard systems also include Active Cruise Control which slows the car automatically if another car or vessel pulls out in front and a handy fish-finder sonar display which will detect shoals at up to five fathoms.

Ride comfort is superb with multi link suspension and Adaptive Hovercraft Ballasting which keeps the car stable in even the choppiest seas. Plenty of head and legroom in the back, proper wood and proper leather, good visibility throughout and while the seats may not be the zenith of sporty lateral support, nevertheless they are comfortable and heated and the driver's seat not only swivels 30 degrees but has curved armrests which give it the feel of an old fashioned "captain's chair".

Boot space is generous. I managed to pack in a set of golf clubs, a picnic hamper, a suitcases, fifteen breadfruits and a collection of exotic plants. The back seats fold down to provide a galley space for cooking and relaxing.

Overall, I can find little to fault in the Sea Class but doubts do remain as to whether there is a large enough market for such a ground breaking car. "Water" dilemma for Mercedes. (Geddit?)


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Mazda flying car
Mazda MX5ly

The future is here. Or so says Mazda with the remarkable flying MX5ly. Claimed to be the first true flying car, the MX5ly has undergone extensive tests in Japan and is set to wow European motor shows (and airports) early in 2006.

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Since the dawn of time, when Man first gazed in wonder towards the stars, he has dreamed of a flying car. Well, that dream became reality for me when I took the car for a spin around the mountains of Kyushu in the company of Mazda engineer Shoji Nakata. I was even allowed to take the controls for the short flight back to Mazda's top secret testing facility. (And yes - there is a wing mirror on the wings).

On the road
The cut-down Cessna engine powers the 5ly from 0-60 in 3.2 seconds and when in terrestrial mode the car behaves like a rascal RX-8. Perfect weight distribution keeps you composed over bumps and smooth round corners and that high pitched engine wail lets the world know you are coming. But what is it like in the air ? Well, I hit the Airoflight button and was pleased to see the fold away wings swing smoothly out - subsidiary rotors at each wingtip telescope vertically and fold out to provide rotary wing stability at low speeds and hovers.

We swoooped happily over tree tops for a while
before climbing to a dizzying 2,000 ft and then diving like a Stuka to buzz an ice cream van. The MX5ly handles well in the air, with none of the bump and rattle you associate with most two seater planes.

In hover mode, the car performs admirably and even I was able to hold her in a steady hover for four minutes only 20 feet above some slack-jawed drug addicts in a park.
In the cabin
The Airoflight function rotates the dashboard like a tombola drum to reveal the flight desk controls - including onboard radio systems which link automatically to the nearest air traffic control tower.

The dual dash features aluminium trim with the main instruments sunk in snazzy deep dials. The cloth seats are comfortable and smart and the cabin overall echoes the layout of the RX-8, even down to the digital speedo (if not the altimeter).

Taller drivers will find leg room limited by the black box flight recorder in the foot well. In keeping with the dual roles of the car, Mazda engineers have adapted the airbags to function as emergency parachutes. Shoji demonstrated this by manually releasing the passenger side airbag and, with a cheerful wave, leaping out of the car. Sad to say, he sustained fearful injuries on the way down when he was hit by another MX5ly flying along 100 feet below us.

Until Mazda fit a decent radar sytem to this car I'm afraid my jury remains out.

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DRIVERS SET TO PROTEST CHARGES
Drivers are set to form the country's biggest ever road protests after a raft of new proposals by UK politicians which will hit the motorist hard. In the week in which the government announced controversial plans to increase speeding fines by £5 which will be used to pay for a Victims of Crime Fund, London mayor Ken Livingstone confirmed his plans to enlarge the congestion charge area to take in all of Greater London and parts of surrounding counties. The new toll motorway in the Midlands look set to be copied across the country and traffic wardens throughout the UK are set to receive a 10% commission on all tickets issued. Further, owners of 4-wheel drive vehicles will stump up extra for the proposed new "turnable tyre tax" and users of blue halogen headlights will be liable for a light pollution charge.

Motoring organisations are up in arms over what is seen as an all out assault on car owners and have called for drivers across the country to join the Million Car March in a protest which will "bring London to a standstill" this summer. Traffic police scoffed at the suggestion. Said one officer, "The city is already at a standstill - you can't make it any slower". Physicist Karl Anderson agreed,"The likely outcome of trying to bring London to a standstill is that the existing standstill will start moving backwards." A spokesman for London's mayor was defiant. "A million cars are gonna come here and pay the congestion charge ?? Bring 'em on - we'll use the money for a party once they've gone."

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